Pussy Breeding Fungus

My mans told me about some chick today that made me remember a girl I had over my old apartment about 7 or 8 months ago.

If I remembered her name, I’d say what it was. She was chunky, very pretty in the face, about 5’7 or 5’8. She lived off 8 Mile and the lodge, for my Detroit folks, near the Detroit skating rink.

It was a dark, and stormy night…….nah, I’m lying. It was like 75 outside and around 5 or 6 in the afternoon. I wasn’t really aroused by her, but she was on the couch laying on me, so eventually my hands started to wonder, which led to me getting hard. I put her on my lap so that I can do my mandatory pussy check with my trusty index finger. I got one button and started to slide my hand down…….

WHOA. Hot dog water. Shit hit me in the nose like a UFC fighter. I thought I was buggin. So I stood her up and put my hands back down in her pants….I pulled my hand out and……it was like fungi was growing on my finger. Besides the fact that I almost gagged to death from the odor, I was really freaking out about my finger.

After I escorted her out, my boys called and said they were on their way, so I had to do something quick. I washed my hands and the smell was still there. I filled up the sink with soap and hot water and let my hands soak. That helped a little. Then I was forced to put a little bleach in the water and scrub my finger. Finally, the smell was gone.

I’m mad that the bitch acted like she didn’t smell what I was smelling. How can you live with that growing inside you? Imagine if I pulled out and that shit was on the condom? AHHHHHH!

I called like 3 of my female friends at the time and told them. One said it was something called “discharge.” I still don’t know, but that shit was horrible. I can’t take bad odors!!! I think she was sent by another girl I hit before to assasinate me. How the fuck do men fuck girls who’s vagina’s smell like old hot dog juice? I can’t even stay hard with the smell of liquor blowing in my face, let alone that shit. To that girl, and you KNOW who you are, if you’re reading this, you ain’t right for that.

28 thoughts on “Pussy Breeding Fungus

  1. LMAO damn…..maybe it was some type of discharge, maybe she has a yeast infection or something…but u can take a pill for that…*sigh* women we have to come better….but really I just want to say…EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

  2. Honestly, man its happens to the best of us…I remember dating dis one chick from mi job and she was ready to give me some nana…The night of, it was late and I went to her grandma’s house…We were in her small ass basement, so dark i couldn’t see anything, not even mi own fuckin hands!!!…So anyway long story short, We gone on wit some foreplay for about 10-15 mins and I am about to go down on her and low and behold it just hit me…It was a circulation of shit and piss coming from her…WTF!!!!!! Shit nearly burned mi eyebrows off mi face and fuckin made mi eye lashes curl upside mi head…I felt so disrespected by dat….Ladies how da fuck you trying to get some and let alone wife a guy( she wanted me as her man)without wiping your vagina or taking a good shower…Peace

  3. Lmao..what if she didn’t kno she had a yeast infection..sometimes the smell don’t come till u start gettin wet..I don’t kno never happened to me.. I always got rid of a yeast infection before getting some dick..thank God for monistat. Hahahahahahahaha

    SMH @ shorty with the foul coochie..and she was chunky too what does that say about chunky women..NOT ALL ARE LIKE THAT. HA

  4. That shit she had was Baterial Vaginosis(BV) or a STD! plain and simple. No Healthy pussy will smell that bad. It would have took God and his army to get me to open my legs for a man with a pussy smell like that.Some women have NO Respect for themselves. I guess thats why Plies tell you how pussy should smell like water or no smell at all. A real woman would have gotten treated before she opened her legs to any man, by the way BV is not transmitted by sex its a foul fishy odor some women get sometimes it can come from her birth control or wiping from back to front. A woman must get tested just to make sure is not a STD.

  5. lmao @ godson’s story…but yea i had BV before it took a long time to get rid off, it’s not a STD, you just have a discharge and a odor, thats sounds like what she had if it was a yeastie her cunt what be itching the fuck up, but anyway i never had sex during any of those times…she’s nasty

  6. i agree it could be BV. not only does it come from not properly wiping yourself, it could also come from using scented tampons and things like that that can irritate a woman’s vagina. But yea that’s just triflin. She obviously knew her shit was funky so for her to just feel comfortable enough to have sex while her shit was stankin is TRIFLIN!!!!!!!!!! I can never have an odor and have sex I mean like you said it would just mess up the mood!!!!!

  7. That was a nasty-ass bitch. There’s no way you should open your legs to someone smelling like dead fish and discharge. That’s so fucking gross. I woulda told her ass to get the fuck out. Forget escorting her out. LOL

  8. [Sigh]…that’s just disgusting. I don’t see how any woman could be comfortable with that. Personally, I can’t even come home and not shower, I’m really particular about the way things smell….

    Especially my body! Must have something to do with upbringing…. bc my mother would never go for that. Hygiene is of the upmost importance. At least 2 showers per day; morning and night.

  9. I can hear my mother now.

    “Lawrd Gahd…ah wha dat yuh a do? Yuh tink yuh can lay up witta man and yuh poom poom smell green? Gwaan and wash yuh rass. ”

    Shortie girl would be madd EMBARASSED. Lol.

  10. Yes it is BV!!! You should text her and tell to go to the doctor so can get treated because the longer she go untreated the bacteria just going spread further. She is very nasty for even letting your fingers get in her pants knowing her situation.

  11. Dead @ you know who you are! Lmao, women are triflin hands down sometimes they do things just for the free laughs no bull! Lol that’s wild that she didn’t let you know wow!

  12. Okay…so she’s obviously a little IDK nasty but…u must finish the story. What was her reaction? Goodness, who can just start and stop without discussing what in the heck happened?

  13. HA!…that shit made me think back to an episode that happened in college…it was one of my old roomates and that nigga was good for fucking a fat ugly chick (and this nigga’s main girl was actually cute..go figure?!)..but anyways i was coming from the library one night and this dude has some ole florda evans (from good times for those that havent heard of her) lookin bitch up in the room and soon as i walked in the door the funk from between her legs seemed to engulf the room and that shit was beyond putrid…needless to say this nigga comes up with the most beautiful excuse…”man i didn’t even know her ass was gonna be that funky”…(thinkin to myself)what nigga it didn’t hit you until u were tongue deep into the pussy!!…seriously i couldn’t do anything but laugh in my head after a statement like that..

  14. thanks for the knowledge ladies. To the person that said that it might only smell like that when it gets wet, that’s a very good theory. I think if it just smelled like that off rip, I would have smelled it when she came to the door.

    I know the human body is a very complex thing, especially for women, but I mean that was unacceptable. Over the years, I’ve learned that most women go to bathroom before they are about to get fucked to check on themselves, before jumping off. Well, she didn’t. To SOME womens credit, it is a sudden thing sometimes. It’s not like it’s planned out, but still, show some courtesy. I’ve fucked enough women to know what pussy SHOULDN’T smell like and it should not have smelled like that.

  15. Smhhhh theee worst! Some jus got a natural bad smell down there. I don’t know wtf it be. Niggaz be quick to say “she got somethin” lol…cuz we don’t know……that sshit is nasty tho….

    But yet…..

    Nigga will still fuck lmao…

  16. lol at the damn title and comments… thats messed up.

    Her situation could be a combination of many things tho, yes a yeast infection (but clear that up before you go throwing your pums in someones face), A BAD DIET, STD, not washing/wiping correctly etc.

    Some pums pums have a smell but it’s not supposed to turn you off or make you gagg. Its supposed to make the guy tempted
    The chick could have at LEAST did her own check to save you the horror and trauma lol, that was just mean of her…

    –oh and for the ladies– A diet that includes fruits like mangos, melons, and catelopes (esp in the spring/summer when their in season) makes you taste sweet–wink wink– trust your guy will be eating you for days

  17. @jamaican—I see we’re on the same page, hehee.

    I was reading what you said about your mother and cracking up.

    my mada send us to the bathroom from young and tell us to always mek sure yuh pumpum pride/ sunshine is clean..di under neath mus neva green

    tek pride in ah yuh pumpum, wipe back to front,always wear clean underwear, clean behind/and in yuh ears etc…

  18. Well I’m glad u live by the smell test..your dick would have been FUNKY..hahahahaha ole girl should have done the normal thing. GO IN THA BATHROOM AND SMELL YO ASS. Dang how embarassing.

  19. lmao @ naturallypretty

    Caribbean folks always have a phrase for everything huh? But cleanliness is ALWAYS of importance. My mother would kill me if I didn’t bathe as soon as I got up and before I went to bed.

    “Yuh muss tek pride inna yuhself pickney” lol. Lord, I tell you. Thank Jah above for Jamaican mothers. They teach you right!

  20. Yuck @ Mister U.

    If ANYONE on here is smelling less than desirable, I order you to log off and wash yuh rass. lol.

    But, seriously…

    if you stink, get off the blog and freshen up. that’s it and that’s all.

  21. LMAOOOOOOO.. WTF?? I don’t care what you choose to call it, funk is funk.
    Most people in general smell themselves b4 anyone else can get a whiff.. she KNEW what she had brewing below the waist..

  22. For the record, I love you guys! Also she may have had a yeast infection on top of something else. I have never had one that held a smell. She just sounds very gross. Good thing you check 1st.

  23. Wow!!! She had BV. I don’t know why she didn’t smell it but i think it’s sad. I know damn well she knew something was up before yall was about to have sex. There’s too much stuff out there to help you with whatever problem you’re having. SMH

  24. i’m mad erybody giving the fat chick a diagnosis. Its probably a million things dat can cause a stank pussy besides bv.not that I’m taking up for miss. stank booty, but gosh she off the hook. she could have told u a lie mr.undresser. to prevent u from getting the stink touch on ur hand

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